Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks, " I said to Ziggy."I'll try, " Ziggy said, "but it's a hard habit to break.

Janet Evanovich
Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire...
Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire...
Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire...
Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire...
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When I was a kid, I used to play with my brothers. We were playing with Blythe dolls, and the youngest brother, Ziggy, wanted to suck the necks of his Blythe doll. I told him not to do it because it hurt the Blythe doll and he said he loved her and if she died, he'd really be sad. But Ziggy kept on doing it until we were all really tired of him sucking on her neck and we couldn't stop him any more. Then we finally got up and went to bed without saying anything to him.

Source: Smokin Seventeen

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